My Secret Dream...

So, I have a dream…

I want to be a famous star in Korea.

Silly, yes, but it could be possible. I’m interesting enough. And foreign. And have already been interviewed for a popular TV show where a bunch of foreign girls sit around talking in Korean. (Of course there was one little, tiny obstacle…the fact that I don’t speak Korean…) Anyway, Stella and I have sat around and planned out my future career in stardom and have come up with a few ways to get me there...

1. Attend a Korean Language School: Casting directors have been known to scout out new foreign talent at some of the bigger language institutes.

2. Stalk famous Koreans in Apgujeong: This is known as the most expensive area in Seoul, and thus where all the stars and directors live, hang out, get drunk, etc. If I hang out here enough, I just might get discovered. Or at the least get a famous person to buy me a drink…or just end up spending all my money paying to get into overpriced clubs…

3. “Accidently” get discovered while walking passed a film set: They film for dramas/movies/commercials EVERYWHERE, so perhaps one day as I’m walking by, the director decides he needs a foreign extra. Viola! My foot is in the door. Note: I’ve walked by about 5 sets to date and nothing yet…sixth one is a charm…

4. YouTube video of me singing/speaking/acting in Korean: Koreans LOVE foreigners who do anything in Korean. Some girl from California got instant stardom in Korea when she posted videos of her singing K-Pop songs. They even flew her over here to be on a variety show…that could be me…

5. Go on a reality show: There is a show where the basic jist is that a bunch of people act out different famous scenes from movies. You don’t have to speak Korean…and we all already know how much of a drama queen I am…

6. Take a hip-hop class in Hongdae: This is where one of the top vocal groups in Korea, Big Bang, hangs out and lives. Perhaps they troll local dance studios for fresh back-up dancers…and perhaps they see me and decide they need a foreign back-up dancer…Yea, so they’re all between the ages of 19 and 22, I look like I’m 21…

Along with how to get there, we’ve also discussed some perks…

1. Stella gets to tell everyone that she’s my best friend…thus making her famous by association.
2. I can get back at Young and James for turning me down…haha… (I like this one…)
3. A cool, new apartment for me and Stella to share.
4. A puppy because I’ll be rich enough to hire a maid to help take care of it and Issie. And a big enough apartment that they could co-exist without knowing that the other exists…
5. Pretty clothes…
6. I could have an entourage.
7. I get to kiss hot actors and pose with them for ad campaigns.
8. I will finally have learned Korean.
9. Hot, Korean boyfriends… need I say more?
10. Yes, I do. If I ever get tired of being famous, I can always move back to the U.S. and go back to no one knowing me.

Haha, ah, I think I’m a bit too much of a dreamer…but I figured the blog needed some cheering up. ^_^