Chat with Drew

I have a personal trainer. Crazy, I know. I can barely afford it but it gets me in the gym and closer to being in shape.

Anyway, this is a real conversation I had with him today, well by any means Facebook chat can be considered real conversation. It really cracked me up:

I didn't change any names to protect the innocent because let's face it—no one is innocent in this conversation. It's a little lengthy but I just couldn't figure out what to cut out because it's all so amusing to me.

Drew: rowdie rohde

Sherrie: whuddup?

Drew:word son word, just got off work

Sherrie:nice

Drew: eating then goin to train

Sherrie: if i knew you were training that late i coulda trained with you today, ive been back since 2

Drew: haha, o well we will get you in next week

Sherrie: you better! you gotta kick my butt before cali

Drew: will do will do, when you leave again

Sherrie: apr 16, till apr 20, not soon enough, stupid illinois, whats with the 6" of snow we're supposed to get tonight?!

Drew: no hell no, not goin to happen

Sherrie: uh, its supposed to, better hope the weather man is wrong as usual, i should've gone into meteorology so i could just be wrong all the time and get paid for it

Drew: he will be or ill kick some ass

Sherrie: haha, what are you going to do about it? just attack some random person in retaliation for something they had no control over either?

Drew: maybe

Sherrie: lol

Drew: bc i dont give a fuck

Sherrie: you're a dork

Drew: so

Sherrie: lol

Drew: i can still beat some ass

Sherrie: as long as you're aware you're a dork, whats with the tennis pic?

Drew: im hot, thats what its about

Sherrie: lol, okay

Drew: you dont think so

Sherrie: haha, i told you that you are a long time ago, go check your myspace profile if you forgot

Drew: hmm where at

Sherrie: haha, probably about halfway down your page, it was in response to your cousin's post

Drew: oh yeah...haha

Sherrie: dork

Drew: u want me..jkjk..eeewww

Sherrie: haha, i used to, but not anymore, i got over it

Drew: good for u not many girls can

Sherrie: lol, its not that hard

Drew: o but it is...damnit

Sherrie: hahaha, you're so full of yourself

Drew: yup, and i love it, but i would, lol

Sherrie: haha, yeah you would